The Autobiography of Mark Dennison

Ingredients: 1 Warden Pam Randall Love Handle 1 Assistant Warden Hectric Beering 1 Erin Randall, six months pregnant 5 overly large cucumber...

Hook left. Hook Right. Thrust, thrust, thrust. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Circles, circles, circles. Hook left hook right thrust thrust th...

Mark's asshole throbbed as he picked out the five biggest cucumbers on the shelf, bagged them, and threw them delicately into his shoppi...

The sun's always brighter on the outside, the air's always cleaner, the water's always clearer. Mark squinted his eyes toward t...

4 The platinum white knuckles of Mark's right fist met Officer Larry Lickies' chin so fast and with so much force that he didn't...

A short woman as round as a medium-sized boulder and sporting a platinum-blonde, Dutch boy haircut too short for her fat face sat down behin...

Gray and black curlicues of smoke tripped skyward, the billows thinning and forming odd, familiar shapes overhead: ducks, a platypus, drops ...