The Autobiography of Mark Dennison

Thanks to a week-long, intensive diet of fibrous carbs and bloody protein, Mark deposited the largest turd in the history of mankind into th...

Mark's nosehairs vibrated with the scent of the limping animal half a mile away, its odor wild with blood as it foraged on the forest gr...

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Mike walked quickly back from the door, cracking his neck left and right so hard that Mark thought the gigantic, beige mole on the side of h...

"Mark." Sarah stood at his bedroom door, her arms folded under her bra. "What the fuck?" She nodded to the hundreds o...

Mark had sucked and fucked more cock in the last week than he'd sucked and fucked in his entire life. So much so that his throat and co...

On Mark's desk (side by side): rusty, trusty straight razor; coil of fishing line; surgical sewing needle swiped from the medical supply...