Prelude (in the Key of Ghetto Major)

Yo yo yo this is how it went down
20 funky niggas and one spikey-haired clown
Cedarville all up against da wall
Lined up biggest ta small
One at a time equals two later
Ain't no room in this room for DL haters

Watch out for Dennison
When he roll up he be menacin'
Gonn' whip out his lil' white dick
Too small even for a tiny tick

What you gonn' do
When you got genitals in yo hands?
Throw 'em up, throw 'em up!
Like a muthafuckin' trophy!

You know when it come to suckin' D
Ain't none better than Marky D
He taken more than a few
Make a nigga say "Woo Hoo!"
Munchin' on cocks
Like they is Doritos
Suckin' harder than a swarm
Of AIDS-infected mosquitoes

Elbow poppin', snot gaggin'
Cock slurpin', asshole saggin'
His throat be full and quiet
But his big white booty do all the talkin'
He open his man-pussy lips
And da niggas stick they Glock in

The pipe burn hollow
Marky D in da lead
Niggas they follow
Ready fo' da Double-D
Jimmy's are fo' losers
Spit 'n blood's fo' winners
They see dat red-pink asshole
Bust all they nuts in 'im

(Everybody say)
What you gonn' do
When you got genitals in yo hands?
Throw 'em up, throw 'em up!
Like a muthafuckin' trophy!
A muthafuckin' trophy!
A muthafuckin' trophy!
A muthafuckin' trophy!

(Written by G-Dub and The Durrr
Performed by Miguel "Bottoms Ups" Francisco
Courtesy of D-Ra(i)l'd Productions, Inc.
Copyright February 2008)