Sunday, August 24, 2008

Typical

7:30am - Wake Up

7:31am - Think about Danny

7:45am - Brush teeth, shit, wipe 100 times (or more)

8:00am - Breakfast (2 scrambled eggs, 1 slice scrapple, 1 pancake, 1 cup orange juice)

8:30am - Read, Write

10:00am - Kitchen duty (for lunch)

10:15am - Prepare trays of processed chicken, turkey, beef slices (remove from refrigerator and place in oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit)

10:45am - Prepare fruit and vegetable cups (remove from freezer and place in refrigerator to thaw)

11:15am - Prepare dessert (remove from refrigerator and arrange in pans on buffet)

11:45am - Go to freezer and jerk off in fruit juice concentrate

12:00 Noon - Prepare fruit juice (from concentrate)

12:30pm - Serve first round of lunches

1:00pm - Serve second round of lunches

1:30pm - Serve third round of lunches

1:45pm - Go to freezer and jerk off into fruit and vegetable cups, set aside for Devin Licebringer and his friend Moe Jury on fourth round

2:00pm - Serve fourth round of lunches, eat lunch

2:30pm - Clean up (wash and dry trays, pans, cups, and put back in proper place)

3:00pm - Two hours in the yard (hang out with Donte and Delonte, sell and smoke drugs, threaten other inmates, make plans with Officer Lickies, who's always talking to Donte and Delonte, and Officer Swallow)

5:00pm - Showers (jerk off or get/give head or fuck somebody or get fucked by somebody, eat cum)

5:30pm - Nap

6:30pm - Dinner (2 slices processed chicken, 1 cup fruit and vegetables, 1 cup fruit juice)

7:00pm - Go to Janitor's Closet with Officer Swallow

7:30pm - Read, write

9:00pm - Lights out

9:01pm - Jerk off, eat the cum

9:29pm - Think about Danny

9:30pm - Sleep

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess Mark will never run out of semen --- just like Saudi Arabia will never run out of oil.
-Danny Ralleigh

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Mark brushes his teeth while taking a shit. That's just gross.

Thomas Moronic said...

I like lists.

"Jerk off, eat the cum" - that's a perfect line.