1. get a job
2. learn photography
3. learn film
4. buy a car
5. get a bf/gf who won't cheat on me
6. save money
7. all a's both semesters again
8. dominate a 20" dildo
9. work out more
10. see a giants game in person
11. summer trip to paris
12. write more
13. self-publish a poetry chapbook
14. read at least one book a week
15. don't get mom pregnant again this year
16. do more drugs
17. buy a penis pump
18. try new foods
19. stop being so racist towards towel-heads and jew bastards
20. kill lots of people
21. mung at least two people
22. kill lots of people (oops - a dupe)
4 comments:
Most people can't even keep one resolution --- yet I have a feeling that Mark will keep all 22 of his!
Sorry to say it, but ... as long as Mark's dick is only four inches, any bf or gf will inevitably be compelled to cheat on him.
i hope mark does get his mum pregnant again.. and she keeps it.. the sprog would be like an uber-mark
a killing and munging super duo
So I guess Mark can lick his own anus. - Paula Abdul, Hollywood CA
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